1.Somebody Hates Me
I just made an enemy of someone i don't know
And they are upset about somethin' that i might have done
It really doesn't make much sense
I've got no statement in my defense
I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what i do
Somebody hates me (somebody hates me) and i hate somebody too
Did you misunderstand something that i did
Or was there one of my jokes that you didn't get
Or do you think you've got the way i think all figured out
What did i say, to make you feel i'm not cool now？
I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what i do
Somebody hates me (somebody hates me) and i hate somebody too
I know it's wrong, but i do it to you
And i guess i should say don't let it get to you
I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what i do
Somebody hates me (somebody hates me) and i hate somebody too
Somebody like you
2.Brand New Song
I've got a brand new girlfriend
She is so lovely lovely
I've got a new ex-girlfriend
She is so fat and ugly
Oh not you again, it gets worse everytime
And one plus two again won't work
I can't divide it
Well i let it go, i don't care
I love you when you're not there
Brand new song just for you
I'm not sorry about the things i do
I've got a brand new song
It is so happy happy
I've got a brand new attitude
It is so hateful hateful
Oh not you again, it gets worse everytime
One plus two again won't work
I can't divide it
Well i let it go, i don't care
I love you when you're not there
Brand new song, just for you
I'm so sorry (but that's not true)
You keep tellin' me that it's so easy to forget it
You keep tellin' me but i know i'll always regret it,
(yea, yeah, yeah)
You keep tellin' me that it's so easy to forget it
You keep tellin' me but i know i'll always regret it,
Well i let it go, you're not there
I love you and you don't care
A brand new song, i've done my best
I'm so sorry, sorry about this mess
3.She's Famous Now
I've got the measles and she got the mumps
I'm sick of waiting by the door in case she comes home
You won't believe it but don't you want to know
I let her go but i can't let her go
I don't wanna hear it
I'm singin' too high tonight, i'm gonna lose my voice
I heard her on the radio don't want to sing along, but i've got
no choice
She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now)
She used to be my girl but now she is famous (she's famous now)
She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet
She used to be my girl but now she's-
I eat the muscle and she eats the leaves
High cholesterol and heart disease yea
You'll never touch the way that i feel
Just for the record she got the deal
I don't wanna hear it
I'm saying goodbye tonight, i just can't stand the noise
She's signin' autographs, don't wanna say i know her but i've
got no choice
She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now)
She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now)
She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet
She used to be my girl but now she's-
Well she's like me, just not as ugly
She used to be my girl but now she's famous (she's famous now)
She used to be my girl but now she's-
She was just so sweet
She was just so sweet
She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet
She used to be my girl but now she's-
Famous now
4.You Don't Know
Well first of all, i'd like to say fuck off
(fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!)
If you don't get it why don't you go
Shove your head back up your ass
And don't waste my time
I don't need your opinion
Cuz you don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like to be like me
You don't know, so keep your mouth shut
Well, this may come as kind of a surprise
(surprise, surprise, surprise!)
I don't like you and i don't care
What you think about what i do
And most of all, i don't need your opinion
Cuz you don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like to be like me
You don't know, so keep your mouth shut
Well finally that's the way it is
I like something you don't and you're tellin' me it's shit
It's a waste of time
We can't change our opinions
I don't know what it's like
I don't know what it's like
I don't know what it's like to be like you
I don't know, so i'll keep my mouth
5.The Set Up(You Need This)
I guess it's not fair
For you to not care
But i don't and that's why
You think i'm a great guy
But i want you and you want me to
And you need this, wanna give it to you
And i thought this time i'd say something new
I'll call you, i swear
So next time be there
Can't keep up, no more
Should quit but, what for？
Cause i want you and you want me to
And you need this, wanna give it to you
And i thought this time i'd feel something new
It's not cruel, i do like you
Well i want you to feel that i do
And i want you and you want me to
And you need this, wanna give it to you
And i thought this time i'd be someone true
Yeah i want yo and you want me too
And you need this, wanna give it to you
And i thought this time i'd say something new
6.Thank You For Not Moshing
(＊ aka 'in the pit')
When i'm in the pit, i'm gonna punch and kick
When i'm in the pit, don't you know
I'm gonna fuck up shit.
Got my wife beater on, steel toe dr martens on my feet yea
I run around in a little circle, i'm wonderin' who to beat
And you know it's really cool, cause i played football
In high school, gonna push some little girls tonight
Look out fag there's gonna be a fight
When i'm in the pit...
Wnd you wanna be just like me, i wish i could be myself
And you wanna be just like me, i can't think
Of no one else and you know it's really great
To punch somebody right in the face
Gonna push some little girls tonight
Look out fag there's gonna be a fight
When i'm in the pit...
7.I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend
Theres a little girl i know
You might know her too
She looks so good
She looks so cute
Standin' next to you
And i don't know what to do
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
She's so fuckin' cute
I wish that she was mine
She's so fuckin' cute
I'm gonna lose my mind
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe i could kill you
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
Cause she's so cute i dont know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
8.Everything Is Cool
I'm so glad you're gone, you just led me on
Where did it go wrong, too bad for too long
I live without you now
I'll get along some how
I don't care anyway, i just wanted to say
Everything is cool
How are things with you
Everything is cool
I wish you were-
You say we'll be friends, that just means no sex
I don't care what you say
I'm tired of fuckin' you anyway
I guess it is my fault
But do you blame you at all
I'll have to let you go
I just want you to know that
Everything is cool
How are things with you
Everything is cool
I wish you were dead!
I wish you were dead!
I wish you were dead!
9.Scott's A Dork
Well like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
I love her and she loves everyone
She said she likes my band but i don't even like my band
I love her and she loves everyone
I saw her kiss him last night
I'm sick now, i'm sick now
(but it's just a little cold)
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
When i say 'i give up' it just means i'm going to try again
She loves me and i love everyone
I was kissin' her but she was wishin' it was him
She loves me and i love everyone
They told her about you and me
She's mad now (but she'll get over it)
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
You'd think that after all this time
She'd change but, she didn't
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Now's she's walking out the door
I don't need her anymore
I love her
10.Big Star
Now that i'm a big star, what am i gonna do？
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and i think of you
It's so easy, it's so easey to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should i waste my precious time？
I can't make you love me...but i know you will
I'm such an asshole, how could you resist？
I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me...the asshole of your dreams
I can't make you love me...but i know you do
I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
And i'm so cool, no one wants to look at me
I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all!
I'm a big fuckin' star oh yea yea yea!
11.The Kids Don't Like It
Got some words, i don't know
Gonna sing'em here i go
Wanna try not to be lame
Wanna make you feel the same
I just wanna be someone
Don't you know we tried to do something new
It may sound real good, but i don't think we're getting through
Because the kids don't like it (no, no)
The kids don't like it (no, no, no)
The kids don't like it, no they don't like it at all
Had a hit, famous？ no
Easy come, easy go
Should be happy with what i got
Should be happy but i'm not
I just wanna be someone
Don't you know we tried to do something new
It may sound real good, but i don't think we're getting through
Because the kids don't like it (no, no)
The kids don't like it (no, no, no)
The kids don't like it, no they don't like it at all
I thought there'd come a day
When i'd run out of things to say
But i know now it's true
No one listens anyway
And all we wanted was to do somethin' new
I doesn't sound so good and i don't think we're getting through
Because the kids don't like it (no, no)
The kids don't like it (no, no, no)
The kids don't like it, no they don't like it at all, anymore
12.Down In Flames
You don't know me but here i am in your living room
You don't own me but you paid and that means a lot to you
You never listen, but i now that's what you think that you do
And everybody wants to change but this time it'll be the same
Watch us go down in flames
It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, we made our point but you're not gonna take
that
radio, commercials, t.v. shows and front page ads,
Photos, and interviews they'll make sure it's the latest fad
Pay attention cuz you know you'll have to pay either way (either
way)
And they tell you that it's the new thing, but we know that it
lasn't changed
Watch us go down in flames
It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, we made our point but you're not gonna take
that
when this blows over and the mainstream coughs up another shell
Will you let us back in your underground
Well i guess that's a no and it's just as well cuz
You never supported us, all you wanted was to see us fail (see
us fail)
And they tell me that's it's the new thing
So i better get out of the way
Watch us go down in flames
It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, we made our point but you're not gonna take
that
it's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, made our point
You're not gonna take that away
You're not gonna take that away
You're not gonna take that away
You're not gonna take that away
13.We Care
Thanx for the money
Thanx for dancin' and singin' along
And everything you do
We just want you to know we care (we care)
And we're sorry that so many people
Got to enjoy our music
By hearin' us on the radio
We love you, we love you
Because you really understand
We love you, we love you a lot
How could we not
We'll say it again
We love you, we love you
Because you really understand
We love you, we love you a lot
We always thought you liked our band
(we care, we care, we care, we care)
I'm not talkin' about everybody
I'm sorry to waste a song
And your time like this
We're so lucky to have you there(we care)
And we know that some of you get it
That you're not ashamed to admit it
That you're still with us after all
We love you, we love you
Because you really understand
We love you, we love you a lot
How could we not
We'll say it again
We love you, we love you
Because you really understand
We love you, we love you a lot
We always thought you liked our band
We love you
14.I'm Cool
You know i'm cool
When all the guys want to be my friend
And every little girl here,
They all want to hold my hand
But i stole all of my songs
Probably gonna get sued
That's all right,
As long as i get screwed!
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Maybe you'll come and see us
When we get real big
And maybe you'll see us
If we ever get another gig
Because there're so many fish in the sea
They all look like me
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all i'll ever be
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